15 Jokes Every Game Developer Can Relate

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  1. Naji Kadri

    Naji Kadri New Member

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    How many game development jokes have you seen before? Since there are rare number of game development jokes, I made a blog post about it and chose 15 jokes every game developer can relate to. Read the blog post. Enjoy :)
     
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    Two bytes meet. The first byte asks, “Are you ill?”
    The second byte replies, “No, just feeling a bit off.”


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    Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, “Can I get you anything?”

    “Yeah,” reply the bytes. “Make us a double.”

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    Q. How did the programmer die in the shower?
    A. He read the shampoo bottle instructions: Lather. Rinse. Repeat.

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    How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
    None – It’s a hardware problem

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    Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
    Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.

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    There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who know binary and those who don’t.

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    A programmer walks to the butcher shop and buys a kilo of meat. An hour later he comes back upset that the butcher shortchanged him by 24 grams.

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    “Knock, knock.”
    “Who’s there?”
    very long pause….
    “Java.”
     

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